You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14
Dear Lord, Chris Pratt is lovely.
Miles and I are not getting by with our finances right now. I need to get my debt out of collections but with a toddler, and a baby due in two months, there’s no way for me to do much.
The movie theater second job Miles had been hoping for didn’t work out, and he is having a hard time finding another second job since he needs to watch Leon on weekends.
I have tried getting loans but our credit isn’t good enough. I tried getting a hardship withdrawl but since I had to put some of the medical bills on credit cards, I don’t have enough to qualify and I can’t take it out for credit cards.
I’ve been looking into unconventional things. I can’t sell makeup because I just would not be a good enough sales person but I’m thinking of doing the sex toy parties, maybe. I’m getting some information from a lady who does it. I also thought about being an egg donor, but I wouldn’t be able to get my weight down before the cut off for my age.
I just don’t know how to get everything in order. The job I have is honestly a better job than anything else I could do, with my level of schooling. I can’t go back to school because that just puts me higher in debt with little job opportunities. At least I’m getting my tubes tied this time so no more surprise babies.
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
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doing the do with you know who