comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
reblogging for the last thing
Also reblogging for rustboro-city’s comment, because I don’t even care if I’m in a opposite sex marriage.. I really want my kids to call me Optimus Prime now.
Merman Stiles trying to seduce Derek with fish.
For Madi ! Sorry that art meme thing was not working for me so I did this instead. (´～｀ヾ)
EEEEEEEEEEEE YESSSSSS, stiles keeps giving derek fish and derek takes it and he’s still a werewolf and everything so, and like his pack is still full of teenagers and lydia’s in it too along with allison, so when he gets back from vacation he holds a pack meeting, they didn’t expect to see a giant tank in the living room of the rebuilt hale house with a really cute merman waving at them, and derek only cooks fish for like the next three months with all the fish stiles gave him, stiles eventually gets a gigantic tank and a couple of other fish friends. ( via saviorspacey )
Last one ! Someone mentioned jealous Isaac in the tags so :
Best thing I’ve ever seen!
“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.”
But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.
You are what everyone needs in their life
teen wolf honey i shrunk the kids au:
"Honey," Scott says his voice wavering through the living room innocently.
Allison looks up from the mail in her hands and blinks at her fiancé.
"I shrunk the pack."
Meanwhile, teeny tiny microscopic little Isaac pushes Stiles into what appears to be a piece of a potato chip, Derek battles a cockroach, Jackson and Lydia almost drown in a bowl of cereal, and Erica and Boyd argue over the term aglet as they try not to end up under Scott’s shoe.
This needs to be written.
her hair cascades into the open sea
waiting for a boat with a captain
with a heart to match her heart