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Mutant Ninja Mommy Power!

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chahakyeonslide:

me

chahakyeonslide:

me

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allteensrelate

allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualizes women, when school and the government sexualizes women. But the second a woman is in control and sexualizes herself willingly it’s wrong and disgusting.

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kawaiijohn

Lazy Town-Cooking by the book remix

katara:

i think about this often 

Oh my lord, I was not expecting to be as amused by this as I am. I’ve listened to it twice. No shame.

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kayvioletb

chromatographic:

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nellachronism:

loveforalia:

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

Lift up your lightsabers.

We lift them up to the lord.

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Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.

It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.

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captain-snark

captain-snark:

derek becoming human though and getting the chicken pox and stiles having to take care of him because he’s a big giant baby. And then obviously they fall in love with each other. 

Just picture Stiles making Derek take an oatmeal bath. 

Just picture it.

YES

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clhrisevans

Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

Dear Lord, Chris Pratt is lovely.

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Money making is hard.

Miles and I are not getting by with our finances right now. I need to get my debt out of collections but with a toddler, and a baby due in two months, there’s no way for me to do much.

The movie theater second job Miles had been hoping for didn’t work out, and he is having a hard time finding another second job since he needs to watch Leon on weekends.

I have tried getting loans but our credit isn’t good enough. I tried getting a hardship withdrawl but since I had to put some of the medical bills on credit cards, I don’t have enough to qualify and I can’t take it out for credit cards.

I’ve been looking into unconventional things. I can’t sell makeup because I just would not be a good enough sales person but I’m thinking of doing the sex toy parties, maybe. I’m getting some information from a lady who does it. I also thought about being an egg donor, but I wouldn’t be able to get my weight down before the cut off for my age.

I just don’t know how to get everything in order. The job I have is honestly a better job than anything else I could do, with my level of schooling. I can’t go back to school because that just puts me higher in debt with little job opportunities. At least I’m getting my tubes tied this time so no more surprise babies. 

iwatchforsasha

asammyg:

iwatchforsasha:

Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

Everyone stop what you’re doing and watch this video.

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I had a dream where I was in a Dollar General (where I used to work years ago), and I had this all out battle with no customers even noticing, but my enemy was devious and in the end I lost. My enemy was a raccoon. Not even like a talking, mutant raccoon. Just a regular raccoon.

bubblelumps

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

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frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

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